Add these to the résumé.
Expertly judging if an oncoming fart is Something More.
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Noisily fumbling with the toilet paper holder dispenser before splashdown.
Or executing a well-timed cough.
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Masterfully executing the squat and hover when a seat is particularly nasty.
Strategically clenching as you waddle to the bathroom when you waited a little too long.
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