17 Incredibly Useful Skills Everyone Who Poops Has Mastered

Add these to the résumé.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Expertly judging if an oncoming fart is Something More.

 
 

Expertly judging if an oncoming fart is Something More.

 
 
 
 
 

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Noisily fumbling with the toilet paper holder dispenser before splashdown.

 
 

Noisily fumbling with the toilet paper holder dispenser before splashdown.

 
 

Or executing a well-timed cough.

 
 
 

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Masterfully executing the squat and hover when a seat is particularly nasty.

 
 

Masterfully executing the squat and hover when a seat is particularly nasty.

 
 
 
 
 

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Strategically clenching as you waddle to the bathroom when you waited a little too long.

 
 

Strategically clenching as you waddle to the bathroom when you waited a little too long.

 
 
 
 
 

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